Paranormal Activity 5 poster promises so much...

"It all ends here," promises the poster.

"If only!" I say to myself.

Unfortunately, this poster turns out to be fan art. The real poster's tagline is: "For the first time you will see the activity." Which is a bit odd, since I recall seeing lots of activity in the previous films.

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A graduate of USC film school, Steve Biodrowski has worked as a film critic, journalist, and editor at Movieline, Premiere, Le Cinephage, The Dark Side., Cinefantastique magazine, Fandom.com, and Cinescape Online. He is currently Managing Editor of Cinefantastique Online and owner-operator of Hollywood Gothique.