Is the Burbank city council up to no good? I only ask because, during a search of the city’s website to check for any upcoming Halloween events, I noticed that they are having two “Dark Meetings” in September. That sounds ominous, no? What sort of nefarious agenda is under discussion at these “Dark Meetings”? Is Dr. Evil invited? Does the Council make offerings to the Elder Gods? And most of all, how can they be so brazen as to announce these “Dark Meetings” on a public website?