Sinister Machinations in Burbank?

Is the Burbank city council up to no good? I only ask because, during a search of the city's website to check for any upcoming Halloween events, I noticed that they are having two "Dark Meetings" in September. That sounds ominous, no? What sort of nefarious agenda is under discussion at these "Dark Meetings"? Is Dr. Evil invited? Does the Council make offerings to the Elder Gods? And most of all, how can they be so brazen as to announce these "Dark Meetings" on a public website?

Steve Biodrowski, Administrator

A graduate of USC film school, Steve Biodrowski has worked as a film critic, journalist, and editor at Movieline, Premiere, Le Cinephage, The Dark Side., Cinefantastique magazine, Fandom.com, and Cinescape Online. He is currently Managing Editor of Cinefantastique Online and owner-operator of Hollywood Gothique.