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So…basically a Santa Hat

This advertisement showed up on the website today (no doubt in response to our post about the ubiquity of Giant Halloween Skeletons this year). Specifying what is “not included” is funny when it defines what is included. I mean, without the 12-foot skeleton, this is just a Santa Hat, right?

Steve Biodrowski, Administrator

A graduate of USC film school, Steve Biodrowski has worked as a film critic, journalist, and editor at Movieline, Premiere, Le Cinephage, The Dark Side., Cinefantastique magazine, Fandom.com, and Cinescape Online. He is currently Managing Editor of Cinefantastique Online and owner-operator of Hollywood Gothique.